[♪♪♪]
[RAMMSTElN'S "FEUER FREI" PLAYING]
[GRUNTS]
[CURSlNG IN RUSSIAN]
[DIALS CELL PHONE]
[SlNGING lN GERMAN]
[TALKlNG IN RUSSlAN]
[lN RUSSIAN] He stole the chip, he's inside.
I see him.
Kirill.
Time to work.
[♪♪♪]
FEMALE VOlCE: Op-sec Three: Yellow.
Op-sec Four: Orange.
Op-sec Five: Red.
And at 0030 hours...
...the mission deviated from the set parameters.
It wasn't part of the plan...
...for our agent to get shot in the back.
FEMALE VOlCE: Identity confirmed.
DONNAN: McGrath was uploading data when he was killed.
Take a Iook at this. l'm not sure yet exactly what it is.
That's a fragment of a complex molecule.
Gibbons.
We think it's a link to a Soviet bioweapon...
...called "SiIent Night."
James, what the hell is he doing here?
I called him in. We've lost three agents already.
You couId use the heIp.
Your agents were killed by this group, Anarchy 99.
They're ex-military.
They can smell the training on our agents a mile away.
Sir, I think it's time we tried something new.
[♪♪♪]
[TYPING]
DONNAN: These guys aren't ours. Who are they? ClA?
No, civilians. Convicts, mercs, contract kilIers.
The best and brightest of the bottom of the barrel.
They're the scum of the earth.
They're programmable, expendable, and they work.
I think it's our best shot.
Do we want to drop another mouse in the snake pit?
Or send our own snake and let him crawl in?
[CAR HORN HONKlNG]
Come on, Pepe. This is unbelievable.
Hello?
WelI, hello, it's about time. Now, listen...
...were you coming from Tijuana? I don't mean to be rude.
Keep it out of the sun. I don't want the paint to fade.
Do you understand English? I pay enough for you people.
[♪♪♪]
Come on, JaneIle. You're going to love this place.
Dick, how are you?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Who's driving my car?
Senator Hotchkiss. California state senate.
Listen, somebody just stoIe my car.
[SlRENS WAILING]
COP [OVER SPEAKER] You, in the red Corvette. Pull over immediately.
Yeah, yeah.
These monkeys are following me because I took this car.
ObviousIy the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style.
It belongs to Dick.
Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator.
You remember Dick. He tried to ban rap music...
...because he feels the lyrics promote violence.
It's music, Dick.
He also wants to puIl every video game...
...off every shelf in the country...
...because he feels that the video games...
...diminish the intelIigence of our youth.
Oh, come on, Dick.
It's the only education we got.
You're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men.
We punish them.
Dick, you've just entered the Xander zone.
Okay, l'm coming in hot with a side of bacon.
[♪♪♪]
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
[♪♪♪]
Pull it. Pull it.
♪ Here we go, here we go Here we go now ♪
Yes.
♪ Nothing wrong with me Three ♪
♪ Nothing wrong with me Four ♪
♪ Nothing wrong with me One ♪
♪ Something's got to give Two ♪
♪ Something's got to give Three ♪
♪ Something's got to give ♪
♪ Now ♪
♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪
Go get the cameras. Go. Go. Go.
Moral is, don't be a dick, Dick.
♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪
XANDER: You guys got the cameras? AlI right, let's go, Iet's go.
♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪
Peace out.
♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪
♪ Let the bodies hit the floor ♪♪
[PEOPLE CHEERING AND ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG]
Outstanding.
XANDER: Thank you.
-What's up? -You invited these people?
Of course not.
Oh! That's my dog. What's up?
Today was off the hook. You're psycho, bro.
Psycho? That was off the chain, man.
Yo, yo, yo.
What is up with that crazy trick that we've been hearing about?
My Superman seat-grab barreI roll?
-Word. -I'm stilI working on it.
[LAUGHING]
You're a hard guy to get ahoId of, Xander Cage.
You know, an athlete like you...
...shouId really have his own video game.
Jordan King. I can make it happen.
I'm going to hold on to this for later.
You do that.
You know he's not going to seIl out. That's why he is who he is.
So you need to relax. Who invited you, anyway?
-Excuse-- Oh. -Shut up.
[♪♪♪]
Listen, this is for reaI.
I can get us an advance on lnternet presales.
So you need to go to Pago Pago or something.
Get some girls, do them all. I don't care. Go on vacation.
It's Bora Bora, J. I got enough girls here.
Since when did you care so much about money?
I need you to lay low tilI the heat's off.
I got an underground website to run.
I got tapes to make. I can't do that with you in jail.
-Did you see that? -I don't care. Listen to me.
I'm untouchable.
[PEOPLE SCREAMlNG]
STORM TROOPERS: Get out. Go, go, go.
Come on, let's go. Move.
Okay, okay, I'Il turn down the music.
[GRUNTS]
It was onIy a Corvette.
[BELL RlNGS]
MAN 1: Let's go, baby. Your order's getting coId.
[♪♪♪]
WOMAN: More coffee?
MAN 2: Can you give me some hash browns?
WOMAN: Sure. No problem.
MAN: Make them sloppy. I like them runny.
How did I get here?
Two big guys dropped you off 10 minutes ago.
Told me to look after you.
Want coffee? You look like you could use some.
-You alI right? -Fine.
I said, you got a problem, boy?
No. No problem.
Nobody make a move. Nobody move.
Just couldn't let him leave. Keep your goddamned mouth shut.
Keep stilI or I'll make sure you stop breathing.
Empty the goddamn register. Empty that register.
Aah! Aah!
MAN: Get back.
Get back. Get back.
[GRUNTS]
[CLAPPING]
WelI done, Mr. Cage.
Who the hell are you?
The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.
You seem upset. Is there a probIem?
What is this pIace?
Looks like a diner.
That's clever.
You almost had me going there for a while.
I was a bit groggy before, then I started noticing things.
Like, you got a stockbroker over here, all dressed up...
...reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning...
...when the market's cIosed.
Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that.
I couId even go with the stickup man...
...packing a cop-issue Beretta.
But you want to know where you blew it?
With her.
My aunt was in the restaurant business alI her life.
There's no way a career waitress comes to work in high heels.
She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch.
And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real.
That's how I knew this bozo wouldn't get a shot off...
...even if we waited tilI St. Patrick's Day.
Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns.
Oh, and no offense...
...but their performances were terrible.
[LAUGHING]
That's good. That's very good.
Okay, it's your turn, pretty boy.
What the hell is going on here?
It was a test, Mr. Cage, that you aced.
He seems to have a poor attitude.
-Excuse me? -ShouId we throw him back?
Hell, no. I Iove his attitude.
Let's take this to the next IeveI. Get on the Sat-Com.
Take what to the next level?
Yo.
I want everybody out in 10 minutes.
I don't play this game.
Get Mike a doctor. We don't want him looking like me.
-Shut him up. XANDER: Don't forget to pay for my win--
Why is it always the assholes who pass the tests?
[♪♪♪]
[PEOPLE CHATTERlNG]
You guys haven't been to any diners lateIy, huh?
[MEN LAUGHING]
VIRG: Diner finalists.
[♪♪♪]
XANDER: What, no coffee?
MAN: Oh, yeah. Here comes the ROTC. Here we go.
Where's my peanuts?
Oh, nice.
Can you ask for the stewardess?
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Standing by to deploy drogue.
Roger. Opening door, depIoying drogue parachute.
[♪♪♪]
VIRG: This is going to hurt. T.J.: What the heIl is this?
-Release drogue now. -Roger.
This ain't right. None of this is right.
I live for this shit.
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
Whoo! Not bad.
Let's do that again.
[♪♪♪]
[SHOUTlNG lN SPANlSH]
Holy shit. This is Colombia.
Cocaine, man. They're coke plants.
No keys.
VIRG: What the hell are you doing?
You know what this shit's worth on the street?
T.J.: What now? Is this another test?
Let's go across the river.
Yeah, good idea. Good idea.
Guess you monkeys are too good for me.
I guess I failed this test.
[CHUCKLES]
You guys got something to drink?
[GRUNTS]
Nice to see you again, felIas.
[MUFFLED] Yeah, you too.
Boy, they went alI out on this one, huh?
[♪♪♪]
[SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]
[MEN LAUGHING]
You've got to be kidding.
[MEN LAUGHING]
Okay, funny guys. Huh?
I'Il show you what we do when you get in our business.
What? Hog-tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent?
[MEN LAUGHING]
No.
Cut off their Achilles tendon...
...and watch them flop around like a marionette.
Unless you have something to tell me...
...something I need to know?
Uh, okay. You're short.
[MEN LAUGHING AND GRUNTING]
My friend says you could use a haircut...
...to update your style. Get off me.
[MEN LAUGHING]
-Shut up! -Two seconds ago, you told us to talk.
Now it's "Shut up"?
I don't mean to nitpick but you're the worst at this torture thing.
You slap me again, l'm going to throw you a beating.
[♪♪♪]
Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this.
You know what, funny guy?
Maybe I'll cut off your nose first, huh? Funny guy.
What's funny is, this actually smells like reaI blood.
I hope you Iike it...
...because it's the Iast thing you're going to smeIl.
[GRUNTING]
[GUNSHOTS]
[MUFFLED] I'm hit. l'm hit. I'm hit.
Virg. Give me a hand.
[MEN SHOUTlNG]
MAN [lN SPANlSH]: This is the Colombian army. Give up, you're surrounded.
XANDER: Try to walk, T.J. Try to waIk.
T.J.: Virg! Get out here! Uhn.
To hell with this. Every man for himself.
[HORN HONKING]
[MEN SHOUTlNG]
I'm going to get us some wheels. Hang in there.
Good luck.
[♪♪♪]
[MAN SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH]
MAN: The guy on the bike, that's the drug lord.
Let's get him.
T.J.!
X! I'm over here. X!
MAN: There he is!
MAN: We toasted his ass!
[MEN SHOUTlNG lN SPANlSH]
I got us a bike.
Pussies!
Look who it is.
Frankenstein.
Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.
Relax, X, you just graduated at the head of your class.
What are you talking about? You almost got us killed.
We knew the Colombian army was moving in.
-Excuse me? -It was my idea to send you as a decoy--
You're pretty fast for an old man.
Get up.
Walk with me.
You know, I beIieve that under the right circumstances...
...a man can change.
For instance, last night you exhibited courage, leadership...
...and willingness to protect a man you hardIy knew.
XANDER: So give me a medaI.
I'd rather give you a job.
Look at me. Do I Iook like a fan of law enforcement?
GlBBONS: This is your lucky day, Xander.
This is your chance to pay your Uncle Sam...
...for aIl the wonderful freedoms you enjoy.
The job's not that difficult.
I want you to meet people...
...and find out whatever you can about them.
XANDER: What type of people?
Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized.
Your kind of people.
Hold up.
My kind of people would say:
"Kiss my ass, scarface."
This is usuaIly where I'd take out my gun...
...press it to your temple...
...and ask you very politeIy to do what I want.
But you're not afraid of death. That puts us in a quandary.
We better call this a day, then.
Not just yet.
You ever watch lions at the zoo?
You can tell which were captured in the wild...
...by the look in their eyes.
The wild cat.
She remembers running across the plain...
...the thrill of the hunt.
Four hundred pounds of killing fury, locked in a box.
But after a while, their eyes start to glaze over...
...and you can tell their souI has died.
The same thing happens to a man.
Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke.
They'lI take a wiId man like you and throw him in solitary just for fun.
No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf.
Just a 6-by-8 ceIl with no window...
...and only a bucket to shit in.
You can avoid that by doing me this favor.
You don't have shit on me.
I notice you have three X's tattooed on the back of your neck.
I think that's rather appropriate, since you're Iooking at three strikes.
Grand theft auto, reckless endangerment...
...and that little bridge stunt of yours...
...makes you a three-time Ioser.
Maybe you ought to call yourseIf "Triple X."
But if you do what I want...
...l'Il make all your transgressions go away...
...and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life.
[♪♪♪]
Or you think maybe I should be like you?
Get alI shot up for the old Stars and Stripes.
I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in the mirror.
A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.
So, what's it going to be, Triple X?
You want to get on a plane...
...or is "Kiss my ass, scarface" your finaI answer?
[♪♪♪]
-Yo. What's your name, sIick? -My name is lvan.
Ivan? What's your name, buddy?
My name is lvan.
You're both Ivan?
[SPEAKS IN CZECH]
[SPEAKlNG lN CZECH]
Take a seat.
[lN CZECH] Idiots! Where is the American agent?
MAN [lN CZECH]: This is him, Sir.
We better order another body bag.
Guys, what's up?
[lN ENGLlSH] I told you to sit down.
I've just been on a plane for 12 hours. I think I'll stand.
My name is Milan Sova, Czech secret police.
Here, you are under my jurisdiction.
You take my orders, you do what I say.
If you become any kind of an inconvenience, I'll shoot you.
That's great. Is this where l'm staying?
You are here because your government is putting pressure on mine.
This is an internaI Czech affair that you are interfering with.
I wilI warn you once: Don't shit in my Iawn.
Get whatever information your government seeks...
...and get out.
Let's get this straight.
You may not want me here...
...but I definiteIy don't want to be here.
Two, l've never been under anyone's jurisdiction.
And three, if you're going to shoot anybody...
...shoot that monkey that soId you the suit.
Now, I'm tired. I'm going to sIeep.
Be ready in three hours.
[♪♪♪]
MILAN: Everybody in this club has two things in common:
They're filthy rich and they're criminals.
XANDER: I'll fit in perfect, except for the filthy rich part.
Remember, we don't know each other.
I wish we didn't.
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYlNG]
XANDER: Can I get a cranberry club soda?
Throw this back there? I'Il tip you something.
Put it in the back.
How much? Do I get a ticket?
MILAN: That's them. Anarchy 99.
You see the guy on the couch?
That's Yorgi. He's the leader.
He owns this cIub and five others like it.
AlI, how do you say, cash cows.
American?
Hey, guys, I'm American. I'm going to see Yorgi. Yorgi.
Hey, Yorgi. I hear you're the guy--
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
I heard you're the guy to talk to about cars.
Take yourself outside.
Take myself outside? I'm just--
Okay. l'm not weIcome.
Guess you'd rather have cops in your club.
[SHOUTS IN RUSSlAN]
Want to talk?
Hey, you silIy boy. Come with me and show me the cop...
...and don't be mistake.
See that guy there, with the suit made out of motel drapes?
That's a cop.
Is there a probIem? I just had a drink, you know?
I already paid.
I'm going to give a big tip, you know?
So, what is this all about? I've done nothing.
You've done nothing? Who do you work for?
I work in a bank. So what?
You've got to be--
What are you doing? Stop it. Stop it.
What's that, your bus pass?
Czech 5-0. Czech 5-0.
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
YORGl: Leave my club.
-How did you know? -How did l--?
When he was paying for his drinks...
...he was flashing his badge to half the bar.
Cops like plague. No matter how many you pay...
...there's always another with his hand out.
I'm from the streets. I know cops, beIieve me.
I appreciate you bringing this to our attention.
My question to you is why?
No one Iikes cops crashing their party.
I figure, I do you a solid, we couId talk.
[SHOUTS IN RUSSlAN]
I just want to buy cars, man.
Is this guy going to hump my leg?
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
What's your name?
Xander Cage.
Ah. I knew it.
You are amazing on snowboard, motorbike, everything.
-You're awesome. -Thank you, man.
My brother is crazy too, and a great admirer of yours.
He has seen your tapes many times.
Now we can talk business. This way, please.
Yelena.
KOLYA: Welcome to the Xander zone.
Now, that's funny. That's funny.
Sit down, Mr. Cage.
My friends calI me X.
So, X, what exactIy are you wanting?
Ferraris, high-end pasta rockets...
...10 to start.
This car, number 10...
...will be very difficult to find in Europe.
Oh, yeah. That one's for me.
I put it in there to get something out of the deal.
WelI, you certainly know your cars.
Yeah. Cars, bikes, boards. You name it.
I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.
Yes.
Ten cars is hardly worth the effort.
A lousy 1.5 milIion, U.S.
Now, hoId on a second.
The American buyers I represent...
...to them, 10 cars is an appetizer.
And it's a mil max, sister.
How about a million four?
I was thinking more like a mil two.
Do you know what a wire transfer is?
Is she for real?
Sweetheart, is there anything you need to do?
Let us big boys have a conversation.
Ha-ha. "Conversation," a word with four syllables.
Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?
Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart...
...if you could find it.
Okay. This would work a lot faster, princess...
...if I had an account number.
You have 48 hours to complete the transfer.
Don't waste my time.
Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.
I might throw in a coupIe extra bucks...
...and send you to charm school.
Tsk.
Now that business is finished, we party.
[SHOUTS IN RUSSlAN]
KOLYA: Bitches, come.
[♪♪♪]
[SPEAKlNG lNDISTlNCTLY]
[RINGlNG]
Yeah?
Holy shit, I thought this was a celI phone.
Have a nice rest?
Dial it down. I got to sleep an hour ago.
You were given a specific list of cars. Who told you to alter it?
The cars on that list sucked. They wouId've seen through it.
You guys shouId switch travel agents.
I got that info you wanted.
Hang on a second.
You guys ready for this?
GlBBONS: Names, birthdays, ranks in the Red Army.
Favorite foods? How did you get this?
Kolya, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic.
So naturally, he's a fan.
When you kiIl a bottle of vodka in three swigs, you'll talk.
-I got something else. -What?
Their personal bank account number.
Where the hell did I put that thing? Okay.
Stolen cars, nightclubs, prostitution, extortion.
What's the big deal? We got criminals like this in the U.S.
Yourjob is to gather intel, not ask questions.
WelI, I did my job, thank you. I'm coming home.
Not just yet.
You're a victim of your own success.
I want you to get closer to these guys.
-They're cool, but not that cool. -Go deeper.
I'Il send a guy with a care package to help you.
I thought we had a deal.
You change the cars, I change the deal.
Do this for me, you can come home.
If you're going to send someone to save the world...
...make sure they Iike it the way it is.
[♪♪♪]
I have a reaIly firm chest. I bench, like, 225.
[SPEAKlNG lN CZECH]
Like, bench. Weight room. Bye.
That's him.
Wait.
-You're Triple X? -You're the care package?
That's right. Agent Toby Lee Shavers.
Come on.
You have to rate high to get Gibbons to send this stuff.
I kind of wish I was going with you...
...field agent, mixed up in the fury of the situation. That's crazy, man.
License to kill, death, destruction, mayhem.
Got a gun under your pilIow.
Never know when some freak villain's going to pop out and bah! Heh.
AlI right.
How long you been with the agency?
-Two days. -You're shitting me. No way.
That sucks. Ugh.
Yeah, it sucks, but it beats jail.
No, it sucks because I spent six years...
...in the basement of some windowless, NSA...
...gadget freak room, man.
And I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT.
Phi Beta Kappa, magna cum laude.
And they probably picked you up, what...
...pumping iron in San Quentin? Heh.
You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?
Show me the stuff.
This one made my career, the definition of perfection:
My multipurpose, muItifunction field revolver.
XANDER: Oh, I Iike this. -Then you'lI Iove these.
These are all attachment darts. See the green ones?
Datura knockout darts.
Pow! Guy goes down for 12 hours...
...wakes up, doesn't know who he is, where he is...
...and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood, man. Ha-ha.
I was shot twice by those.
And the red ones are tranquiIizer and bIood-spIatter darts.
The appearance of a kiIl shot without the aftereffects. You know, like death.
You've got exploding darts, radio-surveillance darts...
...and your standard .44-caliber bullets...
...if you want to get nasty.
A little wet work. You know what l'm talking about, right? Huh?
Ah. Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?
No, I had my leg in a cast for three months.
AlI I did was pIay video games.
That's a reaIly sad story. Hmm.
Check this out, on to my baby.
Eagle Eyes. Nine different enhanced-vision modes.
Every little boy's dream: the penetrator mode.
Check it out.
[DEVICE WHlRRING]
[GUNSHOTS]
XANDER: Oh, my God.
SHAVERS: She's checking you out, man.
Think I'll hang on to these.
SHAVERS: And now, on to my latest achievement.
I just put the finishing touches on them last week. Huh?
What do you think?
Bandages?
No, Mr. X, watch and Iearn.
There's enough primer cord on this bandage to blow a hoIe in a bank vault...
...vaporize a human...
...or whatever an agent like you might find a use for.
Check this out.
The detonator. How cool is that, man?
Heh. You might want to back up for this.
-It's a bandage. -Just get behind the walI.
You ready? I've always wanted to say this.
Fire in the hole.
[BEEPlNG]
[ALL SCREAM]
[♪♪♪]
[lN RUSSIAN] It's loaded.
♪ Dead bull with the life from the low ♪
♪ I'll be massive conquistador ♪
♪ Give me soul And show me the door ♪
♪ Gimme toro Gimme some more ♪
So, what do you think?
BeautifuI.
You like the cars?
I love the cars, they're dope.
-You like the money? -I love money, but I do not have it.
Really? You Iook like you're doing extremely well.
AlI these employees, beautiful cars.
This is no time for being funny.
[KNOCKS ON GLASS]
♪ Gimme toro ♪♪
What, you didn't think I wasn't good for it?
It never crossed my mind.
[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
XANDER: There's a cargo ship waiting for you in Rijeka.
Here's the address.
This place is dope.
[YORGI LAUGHS]
This one's mine?
Car number 10.
Kolya found it hiding in BerIin. It was very difficult to find.
No. Please.
AlIow me. You were kind enough to give me the money.
[♪♪♪]
Now, please...
...drive.
No, allow me.
[BOTH LAUGHlNG]
[ENGlNE STARTS]
You're all right, Yorgi.
Da. Everything's alI right with enough vodka.
You must come to party tonight. Big party at one of my clubs.
-Yeah? -Yes.
[GLASS SQUEAKlNG]
[CAR ALARMS BLARlNG]
[♪♪♪]
YORGl: What's going on, my friend?
You tell me. You got a sniper up there or what?
He's not with us, he must be with you.
Bullshit. Tell your men to get down...
...or I'll give you another hoIe to breathe out of. Are we clear?
AlI right. He's not yours.
Let's go and get him together.
[♪♪♪]
[PANTlNG]
Son of a bitch. That same cop from the club.
Filthy cop.
[GROANS]
[♪♪♪]
Most people talk a lot. Few are up for the moment.
Welcome to Anarchy 99.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYlNG]
Why do you do that to yourself?
That cigarette's going to kill you one day.
I like smoke better than air.
If I couId, I'd smoke in my sleep.
I would stilI do it after it kiIls me.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
You were talking about Anarchy 99.
What is that, some motorcycle gang of yours?
Nyet. lt's what we've been Iiving since 1999...
...when we left the army of Mother Russia.
Many of our comrades died in combat...
...and we said, "To helI with this shit."
They die for what? Politics?
Whose poIitics? Not ours.
So we decide from then on to do what we want, when we want.
It is in their honor we call ourseIves Anarchy 99.
You know, there's an old punk song. lt says:
America stands for freedom
BOTH: But if you think you're free Try walking into a deli
And urinating on the cheese
-You got it. -"Anarchy Burger," by The Vandals.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
Look, l'm with you, but what are you going to do?
You got rules, you got government everywhere.
Always was, aIways will be.
Maybe not always.
Yelena.
Make sure he doesn't get Ionely.
Don't be shy.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN AND SNAPS FINGERS]
You want to dance?
[LAUGHING]
Hey. Hey.
[PEOPLE WHISTLING]
Hey. l'm really a good dancer.
Make that two.
AlI right, it's going to be like that, huh?
If you're mad at him, don't take it out on me.
I've been trying to figure out...
...the deal between you two aIl night.
You his woman or what?
Yeah, l'm his woman.
If you pay me as much, I'Il be your woman too.
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
Did you enjoy that?
Yeah.
Good, because it wiIl never happen again.
[♪♪♪]
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
[PEOPLE SHOUTlNG]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL SCREAMlNG AND LAUGHING]
The original owners just one day decide to move out.
This is amazing, man.
Make yourself at home.
Let me get your coat.
XANDER: Viktor.
Yo, what's up with your boy? He got a coat fetish?
Oh, no.
He's in Iove with her.
Dirty fool.
[GRUNTS]
[SHOUTS IN RUSSlAN]
[CHEERlNG AND LAUGHING]
[CHATTERING]
YORGl: Time for bed, X. It's getting early.
Yelena.
[YORGI SPEAKlNG IN RUSSlAN]
Would you be kind enough to show him his room?
♪ Don't ever want to take the shirt off That's my dare ♪
♪ Do you But just don't get caught out there ♪
♪ Me and my girls will be there ♪
♪ Tell your boys prepare to share ♪♪
After you. No, after you.
-No, after you. -No, I insist.
That's it.
Last chance to tuck me in.
[MOANS]
Good morning.
[JOI'S "LICK" PLAYING]
♪ I lose all control ♪
♪ When you grab ahold ♪
♪ And you do your trick ♪
♪ I love it when you ♪
♪ Lick ♪
♪ I put my heels on For ya baby ♪
♪ The ones that are wrapped All around my legs ♪
♪ I ain't too proud to beg ♪
The things l'm going to do for my country.
♪ You've got lock and key ♪
♪ Every part of me ♪
♪ I love it when you ♪
♪ Lick ♪♪
[DOG HOWLlNG lN DlSTANCE]
[ENGlNE REVVlNG lN DlSTANCE]
[DOOR OPENS]
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPS]
XANDER: It's none of my business...
...but a power driIl and titanium bits will get you further than that camera.
You're not supposed to be in here.
I was on my way to the bathroom.
What's your excuse?
I don't need an excuse.
Oh, you're good.
But not that good.
Look, I came in here to photograph Yorgi's safe...
...because I thought it might be worth a lot to somebody.
Come on. You're cold, intelligent and vicious.
[♪♪♪]
It's your eyes that give you away.
They gave you away when I shot that cop.
So, what are you going to do now, huh?
Now l'm going to take you to Iunch.
Oh, and that cop I shot...
...isn't dead.
[PHONE RINGlNG]
Da.
MAN [lN MUFFLED VOICE]: Mr. Yorgi.
[SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN]
l have some information for you.
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
I can aIways use information.
Who is this? How did you get this number?
Yes. Important information that you need...
-...about Xander Cage. -Ah.
[♪♪♪]
XANDER: So you don't like foreigners, do you?
YELENA: No, you're a pig.
What about your boyfriend, is he a pig too?
You tell me. You should recognize one of your kind.
Now tell me about the cop.
What would you say if I told you I'm not who you think I am?
That I could get you out of the mess you're in?
Really? And what mess am I in?
The mess that makes you sneak around the castle...
...when everyone's asleep. That mess.
The cop?
See this?
It's calIed a blood-splatter dart.
The impact's real, but it's harmIess.
Red paint, mostly.
Why?
I'm a secret agent.
[LAUGHING]
Oh....
Are you sure you don't want to embarrass me?
Oh, come on.
What's so funny about that?
I mean, look at you.
I work for the NSA.
[CELL PHONE RlNGS]
Oh, you're funny, you know that?
Oh.
Da.
KIRILL: Yelena, it's Kirill.
Yorgi found out that Cage is an American agent.
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
You are in danger, my love.
The building across the street. The statue.
Bring him outside.
I wilI do the rest.
[HANGS UP PHONE]
[♪♪♪]
What was that, your boyfriend?
Let's say you are who you say you are.
What can you do for me?
What do you want?
I want immunity from prosecution...
...asylum in the U.S. and citizenship.
How about a condo on South Beach and a rich boyfriend?
Those I can get for myself.
What do you want from me?
I need to know more about Anarchy 99.
-You want to know about Anarchy 99? -Yeah.
You've seen the girIs, the cIubs, the parties.
Mm-hm.
What you don't see is what goes on during the day.
There's been a lot of activity in the last year.
PeopIe coming in and out.
Russian scientists.
What are they up to?
They go in the basement, and I'm not allowed in.
Now's a good time for you to get invited.
Yorgi knows you're an agent.
Kirill is waiting out front with his rifle.
[♪♪♪]
-Where--? -Don't look.
There's a back door.
If I go out the back, they'lI know you warned me.
If you go out the front, he'Il put a bullet in your eye.
[♪♪♪]
You still packing?
Always.
Get ready to use it.
-What's your pIan? -He's stilI in love with you, right?
-Yeah. -He'Il wait for a clear shot.
That's your pIan? Thank you. Great.
[DISHES CLATTERlNG]
[PEOPLE SCREAMlNG]
Draw.
[GRUNTS]
[PEOPLE SCREAMlNG]
[GUNSHOTS]
[GRUNTS]
[OPERA MUSlC PLAYlNG]
He's on the way.
[MAN SlNGING "FINCH'HAN DAL VlNO"]
[LAUGHING]
[ARIA ENDS]
Gibbons.
My favorite kidnapper. Next time send a Iimo.
Shh.
[WOMAN SINGlNG "BATI, BATl, O BEL MASETTO"]
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
You already broke me.
No need to get cruel and unusual.
[CHUCKLES]
A ticket? Now, that's funny.
Where am I going to go now?
-Home. -Home?
Your cover's been bIown. You're no longer useful.
That's it? l'm done?
No tricks.
We have enough intel to move forward.
-With what? -Sweeper team: quick, clean, effective.
Don't worry yourself about it, X. It'lI all be over soon.
You mean like a sweeper team to come in and kilI everybody?
Not all of them are as bad as you think.
You had to shoot a cop.
How "not as bad as I think" could they be?
Okay, look.
We've got a complication. There's a girl. Yelena.
There's always a girl.
She wants out, and I sent her back in...
...to get more intel for you.
There's no time to play favorites.
The cards have been dealt.
What do you mean the cards have been dealt?
You don't even know her.
Uh-huh.
Oh, by the way, that bank number you gave us?
Your friends and Yelena have made some large cash transfers...
...to a group of Russian scientists known to specialize and traffic...
...in biological weapons.
Dude, she had nothing to do with it.
Go home, Triple X.
-She ain't--! -That's an order.
[YELLS]
-[lN CZECH] How's it going? -Life is shit.
Yeah, weIl what can you do?
[♪♪♪]
[GUARD GRUNTS]
[DOOR OPENS]
[♪♪♪]
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
Through this door, you are with us to the end.
Are you sure that's what you want?
I'm sure.
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]
[MAN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[MEN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[YORGI SPEAKlNG IN RUSSlAN]
YORGl: We are almost finished.
This is Ahab.
Think of it as solar-powered submarine.
It can circumnavigate the globe to reach its target.
It need onIy surface to gather sunshine and to do its business.
What is it? What's its business?
Dropping off presents to alI the good little boys and girls.
[lN RUSSIAN] My team will be finished tomorrow.
How about you?
We're finished now.
[MEN CONTlNUE SPEAKING IN RUSSlAN]
[POUNDING]
Nikolai.
[lN RUSSIAN] Bring the rockets.
Da.
[♪♪♪]
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[MlCE SQUEAKING]
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[ALL CHEERlNG]
[lN RUSSIAN] The detonator is for you.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
[CHATTERING IN RUSSlAN]
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPlNG]
[CHATTERING IN RUSSlAN]
[YELLS]
[lN RUSSIAN] Yorgi! The binary agents are mixing.
It will kiIl us all!
[YELLlNG IN RUSSIAN]
[lN ENGLlSH] Looks like little white mouse.
[YORGI LAUGHS]
Bye-bye, little mouse.
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[BEEPlNG BECOMES RAPlD]
[MEN SCREAMING]
[MlCE SQUEAKING]
My God.
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[MlMICS CHOKING]
[LAUGHING]
[YORGI SPEAKlNG IN RUSSlAN]
They did their job...
...and now they were liability.
We don't need anyone talking about our business.
The gas gets sucked through the extractor fans...
...passed into water...
...and broken down to become, once again, completely harmless.
So quiet.
I know now why they call it Silent Night.
[KNOCKING]
[MAN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[lN RUSSIAN] Let's get some food.
[MEN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[♪♪♪]
[ALARM BLARlNG]
Find out what's going on.
[ALARM STOPS]
[lN RUSSIAN] What the hell was that?
[SPlNS CYLlNDER]
[SCREAMING]
That works.
[GUNFlRE]
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[GRUNTS]
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSIAN]
Fire in the hole.
[BEEPlNG]
Kolya!
[♪♪♪]
Sova. What are you doing here, man?
First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back.
My boss does it to me. I did it to you.
-It's a vicious circle. -You think it's funny?
No, I don't think it's funny. You didn't take it personally, did you?
I did what I had to do to get in. We're on the same side, remember?
I'm sorry. I switched sides.
You pushed me too far.
And my government doesn't pay as well as Yorgi.
WelI, my government pays twice as much--
Did you think you could just walk into the spy business one day...
...and have aIl the angles figured out?
What, are you going to shoot me?
Uh-huh. Where do you want it? In the head, to be quick?
Or in the chest for an open casket...
-...so I can see your heart? -Can I think about it?
[GUNSHOTS]
What the hell are you doing?
I heard you taIking. I couId tell where you were in the room.
Want to tell me what you're doing with the Ivans?
What's going on?
There's something I didn't have the time to tell you.
I'm an agent as weIl.
I'm an agent for FSB, Russian lntelligence.
You know, like your ClA.
I've been undercover here for two years.
Two years?
What was your plan, to let them die of old age?
There was no plan.
A year and a half ago, InteIligence gets reorganized...
...and I stop getting orders.
They forget about me.
I did what I must to survive. You understand?
What do I understand? I've been an agent for a week.
But my boss needs to know what we know now. Okay?
Okay.
The purpose of this submarine is to deploy a binary nerve agent called Silent Night.
The formula's been missing since the collapse of the Soviet Union in '91.
And it can kilI millions.
We knew they were up to something. You found out what it is.
That's exceIlent work, Triple X.
There was never a sweeper team, was there?
If I told you not to jump off the Empire State Building--
-You're right. l'd definitely do it. -See? I inspired you.
I'm an authority figure, that's what I'm supposed to do.
Look, my men are on this now.
It's time for you to come home.
What about YeIena?
Uh...
...l'm not authorized to give her asylum.
But I promise it'll be done by the time you get here.
Come home, Xander. That's an order.
[♪♪♪]
XANDER: How soon can Yorgi launch this thing?
You were told to go home. And your people are handling--
How soon, Yelena?
Soon. But it's not our problem anymore.
If they get ahead of schedule, it's everyone's problem.
Look, it's impossible. He's got an army, a fortress.
You don't stand a chance.
I've risked my life for stupid reasons.
This is the first one that makes sense to me.
This is not one of your stunts.
You'Il die in this, you know that.
I know that if you don't go back in there...
...he's going to know something's wrong.
You can't ask me to go back there.
You can't.
[♪♪♪]
You want to know something ironic?
I volunteered for this assignment.
I wanted to make a difference.
I fought for it.
Then finish it.
Xander.
Remember what I told you, after you kissed me?
Never again?
I lied.
[♪♪♪]
But when you break it down, I'm a simple man, you know?
I'd be happy with a beautiful Czech girI--
Hey, geek. Got new orders from Gibbons. Get in.
[♪♪♪]
I want aIl that in here.
Done.
The castIe's covered with surveillance cameras.
[TRANSLATlNG lN CZECH]
That's why we cannot get cIose enough.
[CHATTERING IN CZECH]
Hang on. Hang on.
That's why I need to knock out the communications tower...
...at the base of the mountain.
[TRANSLATlNG lN CZECH]
Now, is there anyone here who knows how to fly a plane?
I can.
Too much turbulence around these mountains.
Just get me in line with that tower.
I'Il do the rest.
[♪♪♪]
Go. Go now.
♪ I will be ♪
♪ I will be I will be heard ♪
♪ Now is the time for me To rise to my feet ♪
[GASPS]
♪ Through the worst we prevail So our voices will be heard ♪
♪ So our voices will be heard Through the worst we prevail ♪
♪ So our voices will be ♪
♪ I will be I will be heard ♪
♪ Now is the time for me To rise to my feet ♪
♪ Wipe your spit from my face ♪
♪ Wipe these tears from my eyes ♪
♪ I've got to take my life back ♪
♪ One chance to make it right ♪
♪ I've gotta have my voice be heard ♪
♪ And bring meaning to this life ♪
♪ 'Cause I've trusted for nothing l've been led astray ♪
♪ I just want to make good on ♪
♪ All the promises that I have made ♪
♪ I will be ♪♪
[lNDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO]
[lN RUSSIAN] Viktor! We got company!
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSIAN]
Catch him fast. Kill him slow!
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[SNOWMOBILE ENGlNES IN DISTANCE]
Viktor! Viktor!
[SCREAMING]
Nothing like fresh powder.
[♪♪♪]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHlNG]
Yelena, my sweet dove, did you get confused?
Your assignment was to kill the cop after he killed X.
Not good for undercover agent from Russian Intelligence.
I knew about you all along...
...and it was my pIeasure to twist you and use you how I saw fit.
And you.
Of all people, I thought you'd understand...
...what l'm trying to accomplish.
Can you imagine?
Imagine a city like Prague vanishing...
...in a cloud of poison gas.
Then Hamburg, London, Washington.
Imagine not knowing who did it, or why.
And so they turn on each other.
These guys attack those guys. Those guys invade these guys.
Soon, whole world implodes.
Imagine governments disappearing.
And in the end...
...imagine facing absolute, beautiful freedom.
But neither of you will be there to see it.
Like Viktor.
Like KoIya.
[SHOUTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]
[♪♪♪]
[SlREN WAILING AND HORN HONKING]
[GUNFlRE]
Cover me.
[WHlRRING]
[SHOUTS IN RUSSlAN]
Get me out of this thing.
He took the hard drive. He's going to Iaunch Ahab.
Pick one.
[HORN HONKING AND GUNFIRE]
[lN CZECH] Ivan, take out that nest!
[GUN CLICKING]
You have to turn the safety off.
[♪♪♪]
Hold them off as long as you can.
See you, my friend.
[MEN SHOUTlNG IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSIAN]
[SPEAKlNG lN CZECH]
[POWERING UP]
[lN ENGLlSH] Come on, baby.
[lN ENGLlSH] Stop!
He's got us pinned down.
[COCKS GUN]
Shit.
XANDER: You got a bazooka.
Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking PlayStation.
Blow shit up.
This is not bazooka. This is heat-seeker rocket.
Heat-seeker?
Set it.
[♪♪♪]
The son of a bitch is smoking.
I told him that cigarette wouId kiIl him one day. Come on.
[SHOUTS IN CZECH]
[♪♪♪]
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSIAN]
Come on!
[GUNFlRE]
Ivan!
[REMOTE BEEPlNG]
YELENA: Xander!
Learn how to shoot, you piece of shit.
[GRUNTS]
Quick. Help me pull him out.
That thing will hit the city in 30 minutes.
Guys. I need a helicopter.
[SPEAKlNG lN CZECH]
XANDER: I need transportation. I need--
X, there you are. I've been looking for you.
I gave you everything you wanted.
This thing will damn near fly.
You screwed me. Gibbons didn't authorize this.
He'Il hang us both out to dry--
-Agent Shavers? -Yeah?
I'm going to give you a field promotion.
Take over, finish the mop-up. You're in charge.
Yes, sir. I'm the man for the job.
I won't let you down.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Almost forgot the manuaI. You're going to need this.
Hey, X. Go kick some ass.
[♪♪♪]
That thing must be going 80 mph. How do we stop it?
We can't. The controIs are on the bubble panel on top.
-You see it? -Yeah.
-The hard drive's in there. -You got the manual.
See if Shavers put anything in this car we could use.
He's got very bad handwriting.
-Come on. -Flame throwers, mini-bombs...
...exploding hubcaps, rocket Iaunchers.
This is a tank. You can't use any of it on Ahab.
SiIent Night only breaks down in deep water.
I'm going to have to get on it.
What?
I'm going to have to get on it.
[MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Our surveilIance puts Ahab 22 minutes outside of Prague.
We should evacuate the city.
Twenty-two minutes to evacuate 1.5 million people?
Call air support. We may need to bIow it out of the water.
[SPEAKlNG lN CZECH]
-If we hit that thing-- -Then this city wilI die.
And the crisis will be contained.
One city's better than 10.
[SPEAKlNG lN CZECH]
There's another thing: There's a blue GTO traveling paralIel to Ahab.
Shit! Does this road go back to the river?
Come on. Check the GPS.
Yes, it does. Fifteen miles at the town of Davle.
There's got to be something here we couId use.
Harpoon gun, parachutes built into seats...
...ejectable roof. It's alI useless.
How far are we?
The river is just beyond the next village.
I'm going straight through. Use the rocket launcher.
-Twenty-two. -Hit it.
That was the flamethrower. Use the rockets.
It's 32. I toId you he had bad handwriting.
Hit it!
[♪♪♪]
Shavers loaded this thing.
You got to go back to the manual. I know we're missing something.
There are more weapons here on the back. Look.
-Take the wheel. -What?
You're crazy.
The brake. The brake.
[HORNS HONKING]
The gas. The gas.
[SlGHS]
X, what are you doing?
MAN: Five minutes to target.
X, talk to me. What are you doing?
You said there was an ejectable roof.
-Right here. -Hit it.
Shit. lt's out of range.
There's a bridge. Cross the bridge.
Okay.
Come on.
-Got you! -Yes.
I wish I had a video camera.
What you talking about?
This is going to be one hell of a trick.
-Aah! -Whoa!
-Woo! -Three minutes to target.
[WHlRRING]
[♪♪♪]
[BEEPlNG]
One minute to target.
MAN: Move. Move. Move.
Out of the way.
[HORN HONKING]
[BEEPlNG]
Eyes.
[BEEPlNG BECOMES RAPlD]
Ten seconds to target.
Target in sight.
-Call the jets off. -What?
Tell the jets to stand down.
Welcome to the Xander zone.
[♪♪♪]
CZECH GENERAL: Zero contamination level.
I understand, sir. Yes, I understand. Zero contamination level.
You Yelena?
Mr Gibbons.
I promised Xander you couId go to America.
I'm a man of my word.
It doesn't make much difference now, does it?
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
Xander.
He's aIive! He's aIive. Come here.
X!
[SHIVERING]
Get him out of there, double-time.
-Yes, sir. -Go! Move!
XAVIER: Bora Bora.
What? I can't hear you.
Bora Bora.
[♪♪♪]
Hey. You're getting burnt.
[BEEPlNG]
Xander, you there?
l know you're there, Xander.
l've got you here on satellite magnification.
[♪♪♪]
Xander. Call me. We got a whole new thing to talk about.
Something very important has come up.
Oh, by the way...
...you passed the test. The Gibbons test.
You got to be kidding me.
[♪♪♪]
[GAVIN ROSSDALE'S "ADRENALlNE" PLAYING]
♪ Too much is not enough ♪
♪ Nobody said this stuff Makes any sense ♪
♪ We're hooked again ♪
♪ Point of no return ♪
♪ See how the buildings burn ♪
♪ Light up the night ♪
♪ Such a pretty sight ♪
♪ Adrenaline ♪
♪ Keeps me in the game ♪
♪ Adrenaline ♪
♪ You don't even feel the pain ♪
♪ Wilder than your Wildest dreams ♪
♪ When you're going To extremes ♪
♪ It takes adrenaline ♪
♪ Sail through an empty night ♪
♪ It's only you and I Who understand ♪
♪ There is no plan ♪
♪ Get closer to the thrill ♪
♪ Only time will kill ♪
♪ What's in your eyes ♪
♪ Is so alive ♪
♪ Adrenaline ♪
♪ Keeps me in the game ♪
♪ Adrenaline ♪
♪ You don't even feel the pain ♪
♪ Wilder than your Wildest dreams ♪
♪ When you're going To extremes ♪
♪ It takes adrenaline ♪
♪ Yes, I'm going to extremes ♪
♪ There's nothing in between ♪
♪ Too much is not enough ♪
♪ Nobody gave it up ♪
♪ I'm not the kind ♪
♪ To lay down and die ♪
♪ Adrenaline ♪
♪ Screaming out your name ♪
♪ Adrenaline ♪
♪ You don't even feel the pain ♪
♪ Wilder than your Wildest dreams ♪
♪ When you're going To extremes ♪
♪ It takes adrenaline ♪
♪ You don't even feel the pain ♪
♪ I'm going to extremes ♪
♪ There's nothing in between ♪
♪ I'm going to extremes ♪
♪ You don't even feel the pain ♪
♪ There's nothing in between ♪
♪ And l'm going to extremes ♪
♪ There's nothing in between ♪
♪ And l'm going to extremes ♪♪
[♪♪♪]